November 20, 2008
Written by Stuntbrain
Patrice O'Neal filled in for the boys today.
Here's what happened...
Welcome to the O&A Show, with Patrice O'Neal guest hosting... with his co-host Dante Nero...
You can see Patrice's co-host Dante Nero for FREE!
Dante Nero @ Eastville Comedy Club
85 East 4th Street
212-260-2445
Fri 11/21 & Sat 11/22 @10pm
Free Tickets For O&A Fans!!
Patrice says that he's going to have some changes to the line up here... he's going to be like Obama - filling his cabinet with brothers - like Dante.
Patrice shares the feedback after his racial tirade from Monday. Many people sent him messages that he should just LOVE.
LOVE gets people killed! What are you Martin Luther Ghandi?
Last night Patrice was playing "Call of Duty 4" and he thinks that we won't get calmer and less violent until we stop making violent video games.
And why are there no war games with the wars we lost?
Patrice was playing "Brothers In Arms" - the WWII video game... it was decent. He doesn't like any game that forces you to look at the story. And then - Patrice was playing Call of Duty World At War - and wonders how you cannot have fought in a war and not be racist?
The game is about escaping from a Japanese POW camp and they have to fight the Japanese... and Patrice finds himself screaming the Asian N word...
Back with Patrice and Dante...
We're talking about "The Plight of the White Man"
Patrice thinks that the white dudes must have a reason for what they do...
What is the Plight of the White Man?
Eric calls to share his plight... how much sunblock does one man need?
Rich calls to say that white man's plight is racist, white-hating N-words like PATRICE. (WHAAAAAAT?) According to Rich - The guilt that is constantly applied to white men by black people is the problem...
Jason in Virginia calls... to give some love to Patrice and share his plight... he feels like he is losing something.
Patrice wants a heart change, but doesn't want to be the first one to do it... if Obama had been running in 1940, Patrice thinks he could have been elected - because people - good people exist in the same numbers.
It's easy to be right now and do the right thing... because it's popular now.
Mike from Long Island calls and shares his experiences growing up... he was called White Boy by his friends, but he thought it was a negative thing - Patrice and Dante say that was a cool thing to call someone.
Patrice and Dante bring us back with more talk about a black president... Patrice wants a black President that would be mediocre and not the messiah. As a matter of fact, he would like an ugly black president.
Pete from the Bronx calls to share the plight of the Jews... he's tired of getting blamed for killing Jesus. Patrice says that the Jews actually moved on... and it's still illegal to be a Nazi. Pete teaches us that the slaves in Egypt were a one-generational thing - their kids were freed.
A Howard Beach resident calls to say that the White Man's plight is Al Sharpton...
Angelo is on the line telling us that "blacks emulate Italians?" Patrice agrees to some extent... saying that black people admire a well-run criminal enterprise.
Which leads us to a Patrice-synopsis of Scarface...
And a call from a black man who says Jesse Jackson is going away but Rev Al is never going away.
And Patrice gives Jimmy a plug for his Las Vegas appearance tomorrow night... he's playing the Augustus Room at Caesar's Palace!
And we move over to the E Harmony story... the company has been forced to start a website that will hook up gay people... it was the result of a lawsuit...
Back with Patrice and Dante Nero for the O&A Show...
Patrice was ready.
How do you keep it real? Especially when you're making real money and have a credit score in the 700s...
We're back on Prop 8 and the lack of black support for gay marriage... Patrice says black people don't play gay... until he met white people, Patrice never "played gay" ---
And we're on to the cover of the gay friendly magazine The Advocate...
Patrice is going to be the President of Racism... he's going to lay out what white people get to keep.... and where people can work.
We're rounding the corner and Sam has found a piece of audio where Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg cooked together...
Martha Stewart actually said "Fo Shizzle".
Patrice wraps up with a few thanks to the affiliates and the O&A crew...
We'll be back tomorrow.
Don't forget - Dante Nero will be performing at the Eastville Comedy Club in NYC - tickets at 212-260-2445.
